Posted on Friday, 17 December 2010

Why did Chris Brown attack Rihanna?… They got in the car and Chris wanted to pull over and “Take her down” but Rihanna said “Shut up and drive”. He got tight because he didn’t get in “Forever” so he tried to switch off the radio but she grabbed his hand and said “please don’t stop the music”. Chris tried to act all “supahuman” and pushed her away so Rihanna picked up an “Umbrella” and tried to hit him but he said “Gimmi that”. She said you’re “Unfaithful” so he said “Yo excuse me miss” and tried to choke her so she had “No air” and she had to go to “Rehab” because he slapped her from “Wall to Wall”. As a result she is now suffering from “Disturbia” and forgot her memory hence her new song, “What’s my name”….

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Source: profashionall)

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    @OMGitsFENTY. Lmao, dead. Poor @Rihanna, bad @ChrisBrown.
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